princesspeachtime:

i am strong and angelic 

1D as french fries

exoticgoats:

Harry: curly fries

Louis: those extra crispy little fry nubs

Liam: a soggy, unseasoned fry

Zayn: Red Robin’s bottomless steak fries

Niall: a tater tot

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chotronette:

Dress by www.chotronette.com
*avoids serious personal issues by blogging about harry styles*
HERA: who is this
ZEUS: who is what
HERA: who is this naked youth
ZEUS: youre going to have to be more specific
HERA: the one at your feet
ZEUS: oh
him
what about him
HERA: where did he come from
ZEUS: where did any of us come from
you know?
could be from the sea
or my own head
or spit up by an angry snake
hard to tell
HERA: did you kidnap him for sex
ZEUS: what
no
what?
HERA: did he kidnap you for sex
ZEUS: no
he’s
my cup guy
this is Ganymede, Official Cup Holder
he holds the cups
HERA: really
ZEUS: youve been saying forever that we need a guy to hold all the cups we use
HERA: i’ve never said that
ZEUS: someones been saying it
i just thought id save us all a little trouble
HERA: why isn’t he holding any cups
ZEUS: what
HERA: if he’s the cup holder why doesn’t he have a cup to offer me
i’m thirsty
ZEUS: I’m
EARTHQUAKE
[ZEUS raises his hands and all of Mount Olympus begins to shake violently. HERA is trapped underneath a falling rock]
ZEUS: sorry babe
cant hear you over all this earthquake

I TALKED TO 2 CUTE GIRLS TODAY I WISH I KNEW HOW TO FLIRT one of the was the cute starbucks barista and one of the was the cute grocery store checkout girl they were bth so cute wOW

chromeofficial:

college application: worth 10 goats on howmanygoats.com

college: ur in

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elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

elegantly-tasteless:

school board when they talking about whether to cancel school or not

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