renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

(via povverbottoms)


"It is time that we all perceive gender on a spectrum not as two opposing sets of ideals. If we stop defining each other by what we are not and start defining ourselves by what we are—we can all be freer and this is what HeForShe is about. It’s about freedom.” - Emma Watson’s speech at the launch of UN Women’s HeForShe campaign

"It is time that we all perceive gender on a spectrum not as two opposing sets of ideals. If we stop defining each other by what we are not and start defining ourselves by what we are—we can all be freer and this is what HeForShe is about. It’s about freedom.” - Emma Watson’s speech at the launch of UN Women’s HeForShe campaign

(via expensiveharry)

things straight ppl say in movies
girl: what are you doing?
boy: something i should have done a long time ago
zazzle-poetry:

buy here

sunflowerlouis:

if u make fun of people’s music taste consider this:

  • who made u the music police ??? 
  • i know the beatles didnt
  • nobody did
  • dont pretend like ur better than me
  • ur just whining bc ur not 1d af
  • stop

(via firebenwinston)

deebott:

queenofbeerss:

This dress makes me want to die

Fuck me alive

deebott:

queenofbeerss:

This dress makes me want to die

Fuck me alive

(via hairybobthebuilder)

Aaaaahahhhhhhhhaaaaa

lizclimo:

impressive 

lizclimo:

impressive 

(via cuntbible)

dykevibes:

a drake-themed party where we listen to drake and watch old episodes of degrassi and play musical chairs to “anaconda” but most importantly we just act very kind to each other in a way that is sometimes almost weird

(via tittyeleanor)

Trust Issues
Artist: The Weeknd & Drake

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